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ORUÇLUYKEN KAÇ HAMSİ YERSİN?

Dursun, Temel’e sormuş:

-Oruçlu oruçlu kaç hamsi yiyebilursun Temel?

-100 tane yiyebilurum.

-Hadi ordan, yesen yesen 1 tane yiyebilursun, gerisini oruçsuz yemiş olirsun,” demiş.

Bu espri Temel’in çok hoşuna gitmiş. Bir gün yolda giderken Cemal’i görmüş ve hemen sormuş:

-Uşağum oruçlu oruçlu kaç hamsi yiyebilursun?

Cemal:

-50 tane, demiş.

-Ha uşağum 100 tane deseydun sana müthiş bir espri yapacaktum!

 

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